January 2012
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Someone give me something to do tonight blah.
Barbeque sauce is the cornerstone of my sanity.
Anonymous asked: What happened with your uni offer?
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Tumblrin’ from the side of my pool there aint nothing like it.
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My house looks like a scene from hoarders or more specifically my bedroom, probably because no one is here to call me lazy or guilt trip me into doing shit by telling me how hard they work to make sure we have nice shit, lalalalalalalalalalalalala not having to clean, or feel obligated to do so is nice. Even if I am living in squalor, I need someone to take care of me to make sure I don’t...
When people take my humour personally, it’s called a laugh mate, you should try it some time.
When I’m in the car and a sad song comes on the radio, I stare out the window and act like I’m in a movie.
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Also what's going to be number one on the hottest...
~hipster bullshit.
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I hope nobody is home because they are probably hearing a ridiculously loud combination of chuck berry and land down under, I should be a DJ.
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Wearing my NoFX southern cross wifebeater tomorrow no worries mate the one day when it’s actually acceptable.
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Men At Work - Land Down Under (Australian...
‘I’m feeling angry or emotional, better post 20 consecutive vague facebook statuses about it’ I just don’t even want to understand some peoples motivation for doing things.
Also, me dancing on your corpse singing great southern land on your corpse, I’m probably going to to do the robot, the most undignified of all dances and maybe some fist pumping to khe sahn, is that really what you want?
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If one more person makes another fair dinkum comment about Australia day sucking I’m going to send my drop bear army to their house, draped in Australian fucking flags then they are going to swallow VB and light their shittin’ burps on fire mate which will burn your face off, after we’re putting working class man on the stereo and chanting every single fucking word of that...
If someone doesn’t realize their indicator is still on after one minute their car should explode.
Anonymous asked: what do you think of porn
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A farmer found an Kookaburra’s egg and put it in a nest of a farmyard hen. The Kookaburra hatched with the brood of chicks and grew up with them. All his life, the Kookaburra did what the barnyard chicks did, thinking he was a barnyard chicken. He scratched the earth for worms and insects. He clucked and cackled. And he would thrash his wings and fly a few feet in the air. Years passed and...
I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.
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pretty sure there are some people who think I’m not capable of being nice, and I’m actually really genuinely polite to anybody who’s either not a jerk to me or that I don’t hate for stupid reasons.
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I really need a Vivienne Westwood bag but I also need money for other things but other things aren’t as pretty.
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Idiot wind blowing every time you move your teeth, you’re an idiot babe It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe.
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So much of my fear of scary movies and video games like dead space is not what’s happening visually but rather the score, I will watch horror movies but the whole time I will have my fingers in my ears humming christmas tunes because I can’t handle suspenseful music it makes me anxious.
I miss my dog, he has to stay in the kennels while my parents are gone because me or ryan can’t be trusted to look after him but I keep thinking that he’s going to be on the ground near the foot of my bed but he’s not and I like when he is.
I feel like I should want and be after somebody but people are scary. I will probably never actively pursue anyones affections, or admit that they are pursuing mine. I really hate desperation, it is the most unattractive personality trait possible.
Also, hottest one hundred, anne rice and blueberries is also negotiable into the Australia day equation.
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Is wanting to sit at home tomorrow if it’s raining and listening to sad eyed lady of the lowlands on repeat a good excuse to not do anything on Australia day despite making plans?
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I think the rockabilly trend has died out in newcastle, now it’s all about the mods.
You haven’t seen an Australia day unless you’ve seen me do the robot to ‘Land down under’
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With abs like his, are we certain Jesus didn’t just diet for our sins?
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Youth Group - Forever Young Remember when this...
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Take It Easy - The Eagles I fucking hate the...
My parents called today, and said that they have sent a package which contains presents, I am pleased. I think my mother is also going to by me a new bottle of Coco or No. 5 duty free, because I’m all out of everything. I like free stuff.