If one more person makes another fair dinkum comment about Australia day sucking I’m going to send my drop bear army to their house, draped in Australian fucking flags then they are going to swallow VB and light their shittin’ burps on fire mate which will burn your face off, after we’re putting working class man on the stereo and chanting every single fucking word of that brillant song and dancing on your corpses coz we’re fuckin’ ‘stralian cunt, who the fuck are you?