Blind Willie Mctell.

This is the mascot for my university, only further reinforcing that Newcastle university is actually greendale or on a level of dumb that competes with it.

I swear Newcastle university is just greendale completely now because today a drunken british faculty member sat down with us at the bar on the hill, bought us drinks and started chatting about how other members of the faculty are cunts and how he can no longer get a shot of whisky at 8am in the morning because the bar staff changed around. What a badass. 

Newcastle University is ten thousand percent greendale.

First lecture of real super serious university, complete silence, my fucking phone goes off. This is my message tone...

I don’t understand how community has been pulled from NBC mid season lineup when it’s streets ahead of anything else I’ve ever seen on television, like what, sometimes life would be easier if I was one of those dumb fucks that actually laugh at two and a half men or the big bang theory. Fuck you, Chuck Lorre, fuck you. 

if be it this hoodie was a time hoodie

I can’t count the reasons I should stay.

Why am I forever a part of that loveable gang of weirdos?

My life is community.

Fights between fan groups are the most retarded thing, I mean I track, the Bob Dylan, Community, David Bowie and White Stripes tags. The worst are the Bob Dylan ones, the fights over whose got the better blog or whatever, and all the arguments are riddled with Bob Dylan quotes, and it’s just the biggest facepalm. Any type of internet fandom is just the most revolting thing. 

"IF LOVING WORMS IS STUPID, THEN I DON’T WANNA BE SMART"